DUMB THINGS MY KID SAID TINY DIARY Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) thingsand now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75 x 3.75) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, its like a time capsule for your kids finest moments of accidental comedy.

VINTAGE-INSPIRED This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. Its the ideal combo of elegant design and I cant believe you just said that. Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado green butter or asked if clouds have feelings.

HIGH QUALITY Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and smooth, high-end pages, this mini journal is made to lastso you can look back and laugh (or cry) for years to come. Think of it as a family heirloom, if your family loves ridiculousness.

PERFECT FOR GIFTING Whether its for a new parent, a teacher, or your friend who cant stop texting you their kids weirdest quotes, this diary makes a hilarious and heartfelt gift. Just be warned: once they start writing, they might never stop.

BRASS MONKEY We make stuff for people who have great taste and a solid sense of humor (aka you). From tongue-in-cheek journals to party games that go off the rails, our stuff is designed to delight, surprise, and occasionally confuse your in-laws.